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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You(2025)

Everything is under control.

6.3(274)2025-10-101h 53mENReleased

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Director

Mary Bronstein

Writers

Mary Bronstein

Country

United States of America

Language

English, Spanish

Budget

$1.5M

Revenue

$1.7M

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Top Cast

Rose Byrne

Linda

Conan O'Brien

Therapist

A$AP Rocky

James

Danielle Macdonald

Caroline

Delaney Quinn

Child

Mary Bronstein

Dr. Spring

Ivy Wolk

Diana

Mark Stolzenberg

Parking Attendant

Manu Narayan

Landlord

Christian Slater

Father

Eva Kornet

Breathworker

Ella Beatty

Kate

Helen Hong

Eva

Daniel Zolghadri

Stephen

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Keywords

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